Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Statistics lead me to believe...

...that I'll be single forever.

I went to FHE last night and there were 60 people in attendance: 47 females and 13 males. That's 21.66% males to be exact. I'm no master statistician, but I'm pretty sure that means I've got poor odds.

15 comments:

Conlan said...

So stop going to "Females Have Estrogen" conventions. That's my advice, at least.

Bags said...

I think I love you. Will you marry me?

And do not attack my shameless internet proposal... it was meant from the heart.

Tianne said...

Linds! Hey!! I need your address for sumthin. Your mom has my cell, do call me. P.S. You won't be single forever- you've got too much to share and it takes a rare heart to find another one- don't lose hope.

Tianne said...

That didn't come out right, haha. What I meant was, because you are really above par, it takes another person who is that extraordinary to be worth your time and be up to what you are entitled to. It's a murky pond with lots of bottom feeders, so don't despair- you're not Spinster Suzy destined to have 50 cats. There's a shortage of worthwhile & worthy partners for supersmart, pretty, warm women like you- besides, take it from me, I'd rather have waited and got it right than have the redo I did. Love you, Lindsay.

Anonymous said...

move to boise! i know tons of cute single guys!

kat said...

we hear that minneapolis is the number 3 best city for singles, so maybe you should pack up and come live by us:) I'm trying to convince Joe too. I don't think I'm going to have any luck though.

STEVEN said...

Eww. Don't move to Boise or Minneapolis.

Conlan said...

I'm pretty sure my advice was still the best.

(I just published your ode.)

Bags said...

Wait... why wasn't my advice the best? Just marry me. (Why did I put the word 'just' in front of that sentence?)

Anonymous said...

Don't worry Lindsay. You are an awesome women. You will find someone some day. I had to wait a while and it was worth it. Couldn't have asked for a better guy. Ditto to all that Tianne said. She is right on target with everything. Hang in there. You will be blessed for all the good you have done in your life.

Anonymous said...

P>S> Why don't you marry bags? He seems nice and looks cute.

M and M said...

I like how you have two harrison boys posting on your blog. I didn't even know you and steve were blog friends. (which is even better than real friends) Your picture in that jacket is dope on rope by the way. If you ever want to hear a sad/funny story about singles wards in dallas, let me know.

Matich and Amber said...

Bah, girl what are you talking about, your fighting them off! So I just figured out why you said there were no pics of my house on my blog, you have my old blog....we swithced months ago. Its now www.thematistappens.blogspot.com

cheers and have fun in Tahoe!

breena rae said...

I have to agree with piercefamily. You really are the catch and it's hard to find find a guy equal to you. And you are living in Utah...maybe the men got snatched up by the so so girls...remember how we use to think that was so weird to see great looking guys on campus with not so cute girls?
Hey, I'm sure there are some nice D.C. men working on capitol hill. Come for a visit. We miss you!

Brady and Lauren said...

You are a catch!!! No need for the stats...and I want to hear about your date!